"I was thinking of setting up wallpapers for download for you on our website, Cain."
"Lucifer, I look like a psycho in this picture, where did you get this."
"Nyahaha... Snapped, snapped. Quickest photographer and image editor this side of the material realm!"
"Remeber when you got caught that one time and it blew up on YouTube?"
"Don't remind me. That idiot recorded the whole fight I had after that."
"I really thought it would start a panic but in the end nobody believed it. Must've been the work of Vatican propaganda."
"You read too many spy novels."